Changing the saying to “feeding two birds with one scone”

absolutely glorious alternative to a weird old saying

My dear friend Maria said this to me over a decade ago and it split my life into two eras of before and after using “killing two birds with one stone.” The more I use this new version, the more I realize how violent the typical saying is and i get a little hit of dopamine when I think of feeding a scone to two cute birds.